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Hilarious Gay Jokes You Can’t Resist – Prepare yourself for a laughter-filled experience!
Whether you&#;re looking to add some humor to your day or simply enjoy a good chuckle, these jokes are bound to leave you in stitches.
In this article, we’ve curated some of the funniest, lighthearted gay jokes that are not just funny but also celebrate the spirit of inclusivity and love.
Laughter knows no boundaries, and these jokes are the perfect blend of wit and charm, sure to make anyone smile.
One Liner Gay Jokes 😂
- I’m so gay I sparkle appreciate a rainbow 🌈
- Being gay is my superpower—cape not included 🦸
- My gaydar is so strong it beeps at glitter ✨
- Love is love, and I cherish a good nap 😴
- I’m gay and proud—like a peacock with extra feathers 🦚
- Rainbows follow me because I’m fabulous 🌈
- I came out of the closet and found glitter everywhere ✨
- Gay life is just straight life with superior outfits 👗
- I’m too gay to count the colors in my flag 🌈
- My love life is a rom-com with extra sparkle 🎬
- I’m gay—deal with it or dance with it 💃
- Pride is my middle name and glitter’s my game
Sex Jokes - Gay Jokes
Be Strong
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll destroy us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be robust honey. I love you, too!"
The best gay jokes
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.Two condoms are walking down the street when they amble by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey bloke, you wanna get shit-faced?"Vote:Joke has % from votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, sex
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how act you think all this shit got started"Vote:Joke has % from 53 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a journey. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay noun asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't concern and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men utter right on and the truckdriv
Gay Jokes
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on if you are under 16 and/or easily offended. These jokes are NOT meant to encourage bigotry.Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.Q: What do you notify a gay cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher!Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.Q: Why are gays happy that they have nutsacks
A: Because they use them as mudflaps.Q: How do you fit three homosexuals on one barstool?
A: Turn it upside-down!Q: How can you catch a gay squirrel?
A: Mount a tree and pretend to be an almond (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).Q: What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A: Erection Sets.Q: What do you call a homosexual dentist?
A: Tooth fairyQ: Did you verb about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
A: He was playing with too many strokes.Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom